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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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If it bites you and the sun dies well we are just fucked.

Urgent security update


Bad news: A major vulnerability has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr. Our team took immediate action to fix the issue, but you should still take some time to change your password, not only here but on any other sites you visit. 

You should also strongly consider enabling two-factor authentication. It’ll go a long way to ensure that no one besides you can access your account. Thanks, and take care.


Momma want to make sure you all stay safe and happy, so here are a list of things to do if you feel like you need to hurt yourself.

  • Scribble on people in magazines
  • Smile into a mirror
  • Create something- a drawing, a clay figure, write down what’s bothering you, anything- and destroy it.
  • Call a crisis help line. 
  • is away to find helplines by country
  • Go to
  • Hold an ice cube in your hand or your mouth
  • Clap hard
  • Snap a rubber band
  • Draw on yourself in marker
  • Blast music
  • Pop bubble wrap
  • Take a bath
  • Count to ten. Get louder with every number.
  • Braid something
  • Cry

…But there’s more!

Here are some links:

Sirius Project



146 Things to Do

Need a distraction?

Disney and Marvel Movies

Studio Ghibli Movies


Remember; Momma would rather you safe and happy. Momma loves you. You are worth it. Everyone is. 

 Momma is so, so proud.

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Strange Foreign Laws You Might Break By Accident


Laws in foreign countries aren’t always the same as they are at home. That’s why it’s worth doing a little research before your vacation — so these crazy laws don’t take you by surprise, and possibly give you a lot of trouble!

I wish we saw this 2 years ago, me & my boyfriend went to Venice and we got fined for like around $500 for feeding the pigeons there smh

Good thing I saw that stuff about Thailand as I’m going there in 3 weeks.

I’d like to see them catch me pee in the ocean.

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